Showing posts with label celebrities. Show all posts
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Friday, May 6, 2011

A Wedding Cake To Envy

by
Foodie Fish

After I watched the Royal Wedding, all I could think about was “where’s the cake”? I am indeed food obsessed, and I immediately wanted to know all about it. There were actually two cakes for this wedding: the official 8-tiered fruitcake and a chocolate biscuit cake. The fruitcake was the flawless and showy wedding cake requested by Catherine. The chocolate biscuit cake was a request by Prince William, for the recipe has been within the royal family for years.


Is it not perfect? I want a cake this gorgeous to call mine some day! The lady who designed this cake, Fiona Cairn, is literally a genius. I’m not into baking deserts or super fancy decorations, but she did something incredible. Every little detail on this cake has a reason to be there. The flowers are all symbolic. Roses symbolize the bride/love, the shamrocks represents Ireland, and 15 other symbols! The designer/baker of this cake said that Catherine sent her the list of symbols for her to use.

This fruitcake was said to be delicious as well. It is composed of many different types of flavorful dried fruits and Fiona Cairn said she thinks the royal couple requested her to be the designer because they personally love her fruitcake!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Royal Wedding Hangover

Up until Friday, we'd all had it up to *HERE* with royal wedding fever, and now that it's over, we're still reeling from the madness and the pageantry.

Well, let me start by saying that I didn't get a chance to watch the actual ceremony. However, I've seen enough pictures and read enough articles to get the gist of it. And what kind of fashion blogger would I be without commenting myself? So here's my breakdown, starting with the dress.

First of all, I must boast a little: TOTALLY CALLED IT! Long sleeves? Traditional fit? Yup, I called it. The skirt was a little more flared than expected. It was padded at the hips to make the waist seem more cinched, evoking the design of Victorian corsets. The design was Kate's "something old," while her diamond earrings, gifts from her parents, were the "something new." The "something borrowed" was the Cartier tiara that Queen Elizabeth II lent to her and the "something blue" was a blue ribbon that the designer, Sarah Burton of Alexander McQueen, sewed inconspicuously into the dress.

The design of the dress itself is very... her. The long sleeves and slim fit evoke the kind of dresses and coats Kate has favored in the past, while being understated enough to be both sophisticated and modest. The traditional lace needlework from Ireland evokes an old-fashioned elegance while the simple, barely there veil makes its ethereal presence known without overwhelming the dress. The only thing I disapprove of is the 9-foot train. Yes, it is very princess appropriate. But somehow its flagrant pageantry doesn't fit with the rest of the ensemble. With its Victorian design and modern sensibilities, the dress manages to be both traditional and contemporary at the same time.

Also interesting was the fact that she chose to wear her hair down in soft curls, like she normally does, instead of having twisted into a convoluted chignon. I personally think this was a good choice. Her normal hair works for her and softens her features, so why change it? Besides, without it, she would look dramatically less like the Kate we've seen all over the magazines.

There is one complaint I have though: Kate is too skinny. Keep in mind that her hips had to be padded to create that shape. And her arms and back are covered, so you can't see their boniness. Her face, however lovely with its makeup and bridal glow, was looking extremely peaky. And considerably older. Apparently she went on a crazy trendy French diet in order to slim down her already skinny body. All I can do is shake my head and hope that someday she realizes how much better she'd look 10-20lbs heavier.

On to the royal guests! WHAT was with the headgear?! The most ridiculous one belonged to Princess Beatrice of York... she looks like she picked up a foam cutout from Michael's and stuck it to her forehead! Normally, I'm pretty into hats myself. I've been known to gallivant about town in red velvet fedoras and cheeky flatcaps. But many of these "high fashion" hats and fascinators (fancy things you attach to your head that aren't hats) were too much, even for me. Even Victoria Beckham wasn't immune to hat fever, although the fact that it is the one piece of peacockry in her ensemble (and the fact that she's Victoria Beckham) makes it ok.

I think the general look of the guests was rather stuffy and boring. I have a feeling they were going for ladylike sophistication and modesty, but most came off as simply... old. Now, the members of the guest list who *were* old (or at least not young), such as Carole Middleton, mother of the bride, looked elegant and age appropriate. But many of the younger ladies looked like they had raided their mother's (or grandmother's) wardrobe. A large part of me was like, come ON people! Stop being a walking cliche!

Well, for all its Sunday morning over-niceness and pretense, the guest list was still fun to gawk at. All in all it was a lovely ceremony, one that will probably be called the "wedding of the century"... until Harry decides to tie the knot. Or Kate's children. Whichever comes first.

~mode mare

Friday, April 1, 2011

Next Great Fashion Commentator: Rush Limbaugh

Did anyone hear about Rush Limbaugh's anti-Michelle Obama radio rant this week? Among other things, he and his listener criticized her yellow dress for making her look like a "bowl of mustard," and her body type as being like that of a lumberjack. Well, let me be the first to say: well done! Whether people acknowledge it or not, fashion and politics have always gone hand in hand, and I think we have just found Anna Wintour of political couture.

Some people might say, wait Rush Limbaugh? What would he know about fashion? Well, for one thing, you have to live it to know it, and Rush has been proving himself quite capable of staying chic for some time now. It's not many who can rock the rotund-and-balding look, but Rush has successfully dressed for his type with great panache.

For example, look at this picture of him! The dirty pinkish shade of his shirt is wonderful masculine version of this spring's popular coral trend. And look how it offsets his pallid doughboy skin! Furthermore, it accentuates the gentle roundness of his stomach without overemphasizing the meatiness of his shoulders, all the while flattering the natural chunkiness of his head. And keep in mind, folks, that this was just for a backroom radio program. As he has proven on many occasions, he has an arsenal of suits that pay homage to the frenetic political culture by looking simultaneously arrogant and pieced together in two minutes. And he is an expert at deploying them to for maximum body boxiness.

So bravo, Rush, for bringing appearance back into the political conversation! Of course a fiercely real man who rocks his shock of silver and unique, boulder-like bone structure is just the guy to criticize our overly adulated First Lady and her perfectly toned athletic build! And the natural candidate to opine about her classy sheath dresses and elegantly layered ensembles is the guy who knows what works for him and wears it over and over again in different incarnations!

So there you have it, guys. The Andre Leon Tally of talk radio. Fashionistas and political junkies everywhere, rejoice!

~mode mare

APRIL FOOLS!!!! OR SHOULD I SAY, APRIL FOOL? RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A RIDICULOUS LITTLE MAN AND I HOPE HE DEVELOPS A DEEPLY IRRITATING AND INCURABLE RASH IN HIS MOUTH THAT PREVENTS HIM FROM SPEAKING.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

My 5 Favorite Oscar gowns

As we all know, the Academy Awards aren't really about the finer points of filmmaking- they're about celebrities, popularity, and FASHION. So as any self-proclaimed fashion-lover would, I've compiled a list of my top five favorite Oscar Gowns:

5) Sandra Bullock
There's something indescribably genius about the sheer simplicity of this scarlet Vera Wang gown. It's old-fashioned in concept, and yet its geometric, sculpted nature brings it soundly into the 21st century. And the way Sandra kept her hair in an off-the-neck updo really lets the shape stand out.

















4) Gwenyth Paltrow
Speaking of the 21st century, this sleek Calvin Klein Collection gown is so wonderfully futuristic glam in its metallic minimalism that it could easily have come from a haute-couture sci-fi film. Some people may criticize Gwenyth's simple hair, but I think that with a gown this minimal anything but razor-straight locks would look out of place.














3) Mila Kunis
It takes a special kind of glamor to make such a potentially scandalous gown look so elegant, and Mila Kunis has it! This lavender Elie Saab gown could easily have looked like glorified lingerie, but instead it comes off as ethereal and strangely mesmerizing. Is it because it goes perfectly with Mila's pale complexion and dark locks? Is it because of her perfectly toned body? We may never know...













2) Hilary Swank
When I first saw this metallic, feathered Gucci gown, I swooned a little. Regal yet modern, classic yet trendy, it just seems to have everything! And I must say, Hilary made a wise decision by keeping her accessories at a minimum. Let the perfect gown do the talking.















1) Halle Berry
If I swooned at Hilary Swank's glamorous gown, Halle Berry's made me reach out for the Life Alert button (just kidding, I'm not a senior citizen... yet). The two were neck-in-neck for favorite Oscar gown, but at the end of the day this champagne colored Marchesa gown won out. The combination of a frothy train and glistening details make Halle look like she just walked right out of a high fashion fairy tale. Once upon a time, there lived a gorgeous movie queen...









One recurring theme I noticed was a penchant for strapless gowns with minimal jewelry, which added to a kind of futuristic sophistication. Many of the gowns themselves were minimal in either shape or color, further giving the red carpet a sci-fi vibe. Make no mistake, guys, we are living in the future!

~mode mare